What if last Fita mo na lang, unya nangayo ko, ibigay mo kaya? Ako?...ibigay ko agad, walay kaso oi, kaw pa! Para saan pa? Hupas man pud na!...

Ana sila walay kamot ang langgam. Sure? But one song said... "Why do birds suddenly apir"! Oh tan-awa, naa lagi silay kamot. Giunsa nila pag-apir kung wala?

• TEACHER: Juan, use DOES in a sentence.
• JUAN: Carabao DOESmag the tree.
• TEACHER: Oh! What?! Oh! What?!
• JUAN: Dili na madala ug uwat-uwat sir kay naDOESmag na man sa tree.

A wife lost three panties in her house. She blamed her maid in front of her husband. The maid replied: "Sir, ikaw jud ang testigo, di man ko tig-panty di ba?!"

TEACHER: Pedro, use him & give in a sentence.
PEDRO: I'll call him because I will give the gift.
TEACHER: Very good! Ikaw Juan?!
JUAN: Sisiw! Si maam HIMsog dili halata nga GIVEtok.

A husband came home 4 am and saw his wife in bed with another man!
WIFE: (shouting) Where have you been?
HUSBAND: Who's that man?
WIFE: Grabe ka! Don't change the topic!

Pagdating sa kain, Ilongo ang weird. Kapag sila alok kain, ang sabihin "KAON TA ANAY", kapag pinipilit ka "KAON TA BALA", kapag pumayag kumain "SIGE, KAON TAE", kapag pakakainin ka pa "KAON KAGID HA!".

Paano kung makasabay mo sa jeep  ang mahal mo, kasama yung ipinalit niya sa 'yo, ano ang gagawin mo? Ako simple lang! Sisigaw ako "noy lugar! Atay! Mga batig nawong ako kasakay!"

One day... a dog feel in love with a PIG... the dog said: "I love you piggy with all my heart.." The pig said: "Oink… oink! Pagchure uy. Ligid ko karon."

I sat under a tree and told the tree with tears falling, "Why do I always get hurt? Don't I deserved to be happy?" The tree answered, "Don't cry my child, everyone deserves to be happy and getting hurt is part of our life, so cheer up". My tears stopped falling, & I ran fast screaming... "Wahhh, Dios ko Lord! Ang kahoy moistorya, English pa jud".

Sa balay...
• ANAK: Nay, naa tay sud-an?
• NANAY: Tan-awa lang sa ref nak!
• ANAK: Wala man tay ref nay oi.
• NANAY: Aw, wala tay sud-an. Common sense nak oi.

FUNNY Chinese Names...
• Born secretly,... Tina Go
• Born without light,... Andy Lim
• Born Fat,... Bob Uy
• Born Different,... Eva Yan
• Born Blind,... Fe YongFeYong
• Born Skinny,... Nee Wang
• Born by Surprise,... Cora Tan
• Born Forgetful,... Lim Tan
• Born with brokenbones,... Fe Ang

• TAGALOG: Friend, ano pagkakaiba ng OPINION sa CONCLUSION?
• BISAYA: Ang tanga mo naman…! Pwedi ka pumasok sa pinto kung OPEN yun pero Kung CLOSE yun, hindi pwedi pumasok. Bubo!!!

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Use EYE, KNEE, BEER and SEED in a sentence… Sirit na?

"EYE KNEE BEER SEED that I Love You!"
by: Sam Milby (Maging Sino Ka Man)

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College Life is Composition:
• 50% uyab-uyab
• 40% laag
• 10% tuontuon
• 200% tagaytagay
• Total: 3.0

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