"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo… ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi…"
by: UTOT

"Hindi lahat ng pink kikay!"
by: Majimbo

"Hindi lahat ng dugo pwedi i-donate"
by: Regla

"Hindi kami easy to get ha!"
by: Kulangot at Kugmo

"Ako na nga ang tinapakan, tapos sila pa ang galit."
by: Tae

"Pwedi ba akong pansabong?"
by: Ostrich

• "Knock, knock."
• "Who's there?"
• "Aiko."
• "Aiko who?"
• "Aiko Ilara!"

• "Knock, knock."
• "Who's there?"
• "Nobel."
• "Nobel who?"
• "No-bell, so I knock knocked."

• "Knock, knock."
• "Who's there?"
• "Spell."
• "Spell who?"
• "W—H—O"

TOP 8 LIES OF GUYS:
• Promise, di kita iiwan.
• Wala akong katext.
• I'm with friends.
• Ikaw lang talaga.
• Friend ko lang yun.
• Wala ako load.
• Di kita ipagpapalit.
• Mahal kita.
   

TOP LIE OF GIRLS:

• I believe in you.

Question of the day:
Why suffer trying by all means to become rich to buy & wear expensive branded clothes when the best things in life can be done NAKED!?

There was a mommy fish who got separated from her baby fish. When they saw each other again after a very long time, the mommy fish said to the baby fish: Isda you?

Two men were talking about family problems: You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: A few years ago, I met a young lady with a grown-up daughter. We got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father my son-in-law. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, got a son. So I am now the grandfather of my own brother!

Ang ulan, handa ka man o hindi, bumubuhos… Pero sa tuwing papatak ito, may mga taong handang mabasa kasama mo… Sila yung mga taong wala ring payong.

• MA'AM: Did you clean out the refrigerator as I told you?"
• MAID: "Yes ma'am, and everything was delicious."

• Question: "What do you call an automobile with four wheels and flies?"
• Answer: "A Garbage truck!"

Eh ano ngayon kung may HOPE si JAMES YAP! Eh dati namang may PHILIP si KRIS AQUINO! Dapat kasi alam nila na CIGARETTE smoking is DANGEROUS to your HEALTH.

The truth behind the song ETERNAL FLAME & who really sang it:
• BULAG: close your eyes
• PILAY: give me your hands darling.
• BINGI: do you hear my heart beating?
• BOBO: do you understand?
• MANHID: do you feel the same?
• DUKHA: am I only dreaming?
• BUMBERO: an eternal flame!
• PIPI: say my name
• BALIW: sunshine through the rain.
• KAWAWA: my whole life, so lonely…
• DOKTOR: they'll come and ease the pain
• MADAMOT: I don't want to lose this feeling
• WOLF: Ohhhh